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– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – As many of you know, I’ve been stuggling with trying to cope with my hatred of that Fu*king road-runner of warner brother’s toon fame for many years now….. I had almost put this negative aspect of myself in a proper place then I went and heard this west texas band named "The Great Divide" do a tune named "wiley c. coyote" , and shlt, my hatred resurfaced with a red bright passon multiplied many times over what it had EVER been in the past. Ok, maybe it’s time….to ask…. 1…how many of you hate that fu*king weird bird? 1b….how many pull for the little feathered bastard? 2…how many of you "pull for the wild k-9 coyote to ring the RR’’s fu*king neck and have fowl fowl for lunch? If you don’t give a shit, or you are non-comittal on this subject, then don’t bother to reply…. due to the fact that I could care less what you got to say, add or bore me with…. and….oh oh ! do you believe it’s possible that the road runner might, just might, be a major stock-holder in the ACME company ? l0v3, gurdjieff 0f gormorrah " all those near misses they ain’t your fault ”cause that ACME company been ripping you off…" — The Great Divide
Oh blessed Anvil dropping on my head..I’d rather be with my G.G. in his bed..and road runner, coyote, and porky too.. dont you agree we should all get screwed???? Bruahahahaaa Erisdaughter
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– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – ** shudders** this is horrid…this is the bottomless pit of an egdar allen poe’s nightmare gone terribly wrong….or at least to disney world… ** shudders** gurdjieff 0f gormorrah …fnordish squeeky shoulda practiced mo ! I think that dumbass coyote should spend all that money he has for all that faulty Acme equipment on food. There are probably plenty out there in the desert that put roadrunner under neatly wrapped cellophane packages. -APLY
yeah, yeah yeah **yawns** yeah, all those contraptions and all of that pain does seem like a high price to pay for just doing your thing… but isn’t that the point? what in the hell is a coyote to do? Play second base for the L.A. Dodgers? Play the futures market on wallstreet? write the proverable Great American Novel? No, wiley c. coyote should not be blamed for doing what comes natural…. hey, look, are you some kind of trouble maker? What ya expect? Ya gonna arrest birds for migrating south without permit or passport? another point you seem to fail to embrace is: if his jet powered rollar skates’s breaks had not failed….there wouldn’t be that goofy looking bird around…yeah, he be history…. and this entire post would be mute… but you , also, fail, to see other possiblities… for example, are you familar with the lawyer’s term/slang "rainmaker" ? ok, in case you’re not…. it’s the big case….the big one ! in which a lawyer and his client win a civil case due to faulty equipment, poor workmanship, carlessness, etc… which leads to physical injury, property damage, emotional damage, etc more often than not, the jury awards can be in the millions…. well me idren, I , for some time now, have quite seriously considered taking on mister wiley c. coyote’s case and suing Acme for every damn cent they have…..and the firm has decided that we will indeed represent Mister coyote. Proving that w.c. coyote has indeed suffered personal injury will be fairly easy to prove, and certainly arguing a case that the ACME rollar-skates proved to be faulty should and WILL be a piece of cake ! Let’s look at the facts… I could easily get my hands on a million or so eye-wittnesses….and I would get those tale-telling toons with no problem…. to quote rod stewerd " every picture tells a story , don’t it ? " ain’t gonna be none of that richard milhouse nixon’s handover the tapes bullshit….no, the U.S. surpreme Court has ruled on that principle already and I will personally adorn a strap-on, pay warner brothers a visit and fu*k anything that moves slower than a greyhound…or that lawyer//author Grisom on a mississippian martin luther king’s birthday. AND by the way, libel and deformation of character is also bringing in the big bucks lately, and mister coyote is not to pleased with your "dumbass" remark. Sincerely, gurdjieff 0f gormorrah A.A.L. A.C.L.U Lowenstein, Goldman and Gormorrah Attornties At Law Miami, Florida we don’t chase ambulances we hire poor black kids from the ghetto to do that –advertisement copy from a L.G.G commercial – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – "I don’t need religion or a cotton-candy brain. A cookie cutter epiphany is no more of a remedy than honey in your tea." -Channeling Owen
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** shudders** this is horrid…this is the bottomless pit of an egdar allen poe’s nightmare gone terribly wrong….or at least to disney world… ** shudders** gurdjieff 0f gormorrah …fnordish squeeky shoulda practiced mo !
I think that dumbass coyote should spend all that money he has for all that faulty Acme equipment on food. There are probably plenty out there in the desert that put roadrunner under neatly wrapped cellophane packages. -APLY "I don’t need religion or a cotton-candy brain. A cookie cutter epiphany is no more of a remedy than honey in your tea." -Channeling Owen
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I think that dumbass coyote should spend all that money he has for all that faulty Acme equipment on food.
According to the HB Bible, the ACME company didn’t provide food. It only provided the means by which someone could acquire food. Since Coyotes are notoriously sneaky and lazy, they can’t get employed. So the ACME company came up with the ingenious idea of putting one particular Coyote on their product alpha testing team. He got all the new products to test and then he’d have to report back on what worked and what didn’t. In exchange for his testing, he was regularly given just enough (bland) nourishment to keep him alive. — {{{{ Huggs }}}} Doc "Aphrodite’s Evostick" Jeff [Recommended Highly: http://www.cotse.net] Proud supporter of Insomniac, Nitallica, LOINS, MEOW, NHOFB, PLOW, SWWOP, PeacefulHaven.net, COTSE.net, the United States of America, any sentient being who can hug and/or be hugged, and, of course, Leesa. 
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– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – As many of you know, I’ve been stuggling with trying to cope with my hatred of that Fu*king road-runner of warner brother’s toon fame for many years now….. I had almost put this negative aspect of myself in a proper place then I went and heard this west texas band named "The Great Divide" do a tune named "wiley c. coyote" , and shlt, my hatred resurfaced with a red bright passon multiplied many times over what it had EVER been in the past. Ok, maybe it’s time….to ask…. 1…how many of you hate that fu*king weird bird? 1b….how many pull for the little feathered bastard? 2…how many of you "pull for the wild k-9 coyote to ring the RR’’s fu*king neck and have fowl fowl for lunch? If you don’t give a shit, or you are non-comittal on this subject, then don’t bother to reply…. due to the fact that I could care less what you got to say, add or bore me with…. and….oh oh ! do you believe it’s possible that the road runner might, just might, be a major stock-holder in the ACME company ?
Oh that f*cker’s not just a stockholder, he’s a goddamn board member (if not president, then he soon will be). He’s no communist neither – he’s the ‘Mercan dream embodied. poor old wylie chasin’ that dream like a true pink, while RR’s sales in Acme goods go through the roof. Yessir – consumerism is the dish of the day, leavin’ that unsatisfied taste in the mouth, cos all you really got was Acme condiments & no real meat. F*CK – don’t even mention that FUCKING JERRY MOUSE !!! ARGH! THAT FUCKER !
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– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – As many of you know, I’ve been stuggling with trying to cope with my hatred of that Fu*king road-runner of warner brother’s toon fame for many years now….. I had almost put this negative aspect of myself in a proper place then I went and heard this west texas band named "The Great Divide" do a tune named "wiley c. coyote" , and shlt, my hatred resurfaced with a red bright passon multiplied many times over what it had EVER been in the past. Ok, maybe it’s time….to ask…. 1…how many of you hate that fu*king weird bird? 1b….how many pull for the little feathered bastard? 2…how many of you "pull for the wild k-9 coyote to ring the RR’’s fu*king neck and have fowl fowl for lunch? If you don’t give a shit, or you are non-comittal on this subject, then don’t bother to reply…. due to the fact that I could care less what you got to say, add or bore me with…. and….oh oh ! do you believe it’s possible that the road runner might, just might, be a major stock-holder in the ACME company ? Oh that f*cker’s not just a stockholder, he’s a goddamn board member (if not president, then he soon will be). He’s no communist neither – he’s the ‘Mercan dream embodied. poor old wylie chasin’ that dream like a true pink, while RR’s sales in Acme goods go through the roof. Yessir – consumerism is the dish of the day, leavin’ that unsatisfied taste in the mouth, cos all you really got was Acme condiments & no real meat. F*CK – don’t even mention that FUCKING JERRY MOUSE !!! ARGH! THAT FUCKER !
**nods** Jerry is indeed in line for a testical hell’s gate torture…. I do not ever top males in any fashion BUT I would make an exception in jerry’s case… and probably even cop an erectional sweat outta of the performance… l0v3, gurdjieff 0f gormorrah
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If I remember correctly, the last time I was in alt.discordia
– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – As many of you know, I’ve been stuggling with trying to cope with my hatred of that Fu*king road-runner of warner brother’s toon fame for many years now….. I had almost put this negative aspect of myself in a proper place then I went and heard this west texas band named "The Great Divide" do a tune named "wiley c. coyote" , and shlt, my hatred resurfaced with a red bright passon multiplied many times over what it had EVER been in the past. Ok, maybe it’s time….to ask…. 1…how many of you hate that fu*king weird bird? 1b….how many pull for the little feathered bastard? 2…how many of you "pull for the wild k-9 coyote to ring the RR’’s fu*king neck and have fowl fowl for lunch? If you don’t give a shit, or you are non-comittal on this subject, then don’t bother to reply…. due to the fact that I could care less what you got to say, add or bore me with…. and….oh oh ! do you believe it’s possible that the road runner might, just might, be a major stock-holder in the ACME company ? Oh that f*cker’s not just a stockholder, he’s a goddamn board member (if not president, then he soon will be). He’s no communist neither – he’s the ‘Mercan dream embodied. poor old wylie chasin’ that dream like a true pink, while RR’s sales in Acme goods go through the roof. Yessir – consumerism is the dish of the day, leavin’ that unsatisfied taste in the mouth, cos all you really got was Acme condiments & no real meat. F*CK – don’t even mention that FUCKING JERRY MOUSE !!! ARGH! THAT FUCKER ! Recall the state of Toon Reality and the case of Kenny. After reviewing 4 hours of RR I have decided there is a strong chance of many many RRs. Is it not possible that this is not one solitary Bird, but a string? We may be witnessing not the attempted elimination of an adversary, but the entire species. Discuss.
** shudders** this is horrid…this is the bottomless pit of an egdar allen poe’s nightmare gone terribly wrong….or at least to disney world… ** shudders** gurdjieff 0f gormorrah …fnordish
squeeky shoulda practiced mo !
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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – As many of you know, I’ve been stuggling with trying to cope with my hatred of that Fu*king road-runner of warner brother’s toon fame for many years now….. I had almost put this negative aspect of myself in a proper place then I went and heard this west texas band named "The Great Divide" do a tune named "wiley c. coyote", and shlt, my hatred resurfaced with a red bright passon multiplied many times over what it had EVER been in the past. Ok, maybe it’s time….to ask… 1…how many of you hate that fu*king weird bird? NO 1b….how many pull for the little feathered bastard? YES 2…how many of you "pull for the wild k-9 coyote to ring the RR’’s fu*king neck and have fowl fowl for lunch? YESS
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– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – As many of you know, I’ve been stuggling with trying to cope with my hatred of that Fu*king road-runner of warner brother’s toon fame for many years now….. I had almost put this negative aspect of myself in a proper place then I went and heard this west texas band named "The Great Divide" do a tune named "wiley c. coyote", and shlt, my hatred resurfaced with a red bright passon multiplied many times over what it had EVER been in the past. Ok, maybe it’s time….to ask… 1…how many of you hate that fu*king weird bird? NO 1b….how many pull for the little feathered bastard? YES 2…how many of you "pull for the wild k-9 coyote to ring the RR’’s fu*king neck and have fowl fowl for lunch? YESS
yeah, yeah…. leave it up to you to show ya knuckleheaded demeanor in such a serious survey….me just gonna label you as non-productive….and brain-dead till this survey is completed…. after that….hey, we can go back to breaking and entering the nunery on route 23 and comence to having the sisters there partake of tuning & blowing gabriels horn, dog, dog, who’s got the bone and pin the tail on a heart-shaped ass …. also, all birthday parties will become off limits, until further notice ,so, you can 86 wax play, blindfolds (a pin the tail accessory) and spankings based on the "one for each year and one to grow on "…. maybe, next time, ya will keep afar from serious scientfic studies and data inquries. of course, it goes without saying, l0v3, gurdjieff 0f gormorrah
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As many of you know, I’ve been stuggling with trying to cope with my hatred of that Fu*king road-runner of warner brother’s toon fame for many years now….. I had almost put this negative aspect of myself in a proper place then I went and heard this west texas band named "The Great Divide" do a tune named "wiley c. coyote" , and shlt, my hatred resurfaced with a red bright passon multiplied many times over what it had EVER been in the past. Ok, maybe it’s time….to ask…. 1…how many of you hate that fu*king weird bird? 1b….how many pull for the little feathered bastard? 2…how many of you "pull for the wild k-9 coyote to ring the RR’’s fu*king neck and have fowl fowl for lunch? If you don’t give a shit, or you are non-comittal on this subject, then don’t bother to reply…. due to the fact that I could care less what you got to say, add or bore me with…. and….oh oh ! do you believe it’s possible that the road runner might, just might, be a major stock-holder in the ACME company ? l0v3, gurdjieff 0f gormorrah " all those near misses they ain’t your fault ”cause that ACME company been ripping you off…" — The Great Divide I hate that roadrunner as much as you do he’s a show-off, a smart-ass and a communtist too. –TGD
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