Lupus FAQ » Lupus » Tom's fish (a joke)

Tom's fish (a joke)

Question:

Nope – but I saw the one where Lucy Ball was drunk as a skunk and brought earthworms on. "rothnie" <31019558…@rogers.com> wrote in message

news:wjYr8.20379$Oo1.14795@news02.bloor.is.net.cable.rogers.com… – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> Judith did you ever see the Johnny Carson " tonight show where Jane Fonda > brought her prize cat to the show ??? > Bruce On, " still after many years think it was TV `s funniest" > "J Rogow" <JRo…@ridgenet.net> wrote in message > news:a8ok4t078e@enews4.newsguy.com… > > A house without a cat?  NEVER!!! > > Judith, slave to four Siamese in SoCal > > "Paula Love" <paulalo…@comcast.net> wrote in message > > news:B8D51BC2.5D79%paulalove3@comcast.net… > > > dont worry i am too, couldnt have a home w/o a cat!!! thanx! > > > Paula from AL > > > > From: cwhite0…@fsi.net (cwhite0714) > > > > Organization: http://groups.google.com/ > > > > Newsgroups: alt.support.lupus > > > > Date: 6 Apr 2002 14:15:08 -0800 > > > > Subject: Re: Tom’s fish (a joke) > > > > Paula Love <paulalo…@comcast.net> wrote in message > > > > <news:B8D4A434.5D4B%paulalove3@comcast.net>… > > > >> Tom patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "that’s because > > he’s > > > >> inside your stupid cat. > > > > My, this one caught me by surprise. I’m a cat lover, but I liked the > > joke > > > > anyway. > > > >> Feeling really bad today and I thought I would try > > > >> and pass on a laugh. > > > > Sorry you’re feeling bad. Hope the joke helped.

Response:

Little Tom was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Tom?" "My goldfish died," replied Tom tearfully, without looking up, "and I’ve just buried him." The neighbor was concerned. "That’s an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn’t it?" Tom patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "that’s because he’s inside your stupid cat. for those that dont know, I do own a joke email list. If you can imagine it I get it as a submission! Feeling really bad today and I thought I would try and pass on a laugh. If anyone wants to see what else i got in storage (old submission’s) email me if ya want to join email me. If ya want me to to keep posting more of the tastefull plain but funny things i get EMAIL ME! Hope this does what i wanted give a few of you some good laughs! Till next time! Paula from AL

Response:

Paula Love <paulalo…@comcast.net> wrote in message <news:B8D4A434.5D4B%paulalove3@comcast.net>… > Tom patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "that’s because he’s > inside your stupid cat.

My, this one caught me by surprise. I’m a cat lover, but I liked the joke anyway. >Feeling really bad today and I thought I would try > and pass on a laugh.

Sorry you’re feeling bad. Hope the joke helped.

Response:

dont worry i am too, couldnt have a home w/o a cat!!! thanx! Paula from AL – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> From: cwhite0…@fsi.net (cwhite0714) > Organization: http://groups.google.com/ > Newsgroups: alt.support.lupus > Date: 6 Apr 2002 14:15:08 -0800 > Subject: Re: Tom’s fish (a joke) > Paula Love <paulalo…@comcast.net> wrote in message > <news:B8D4A434.5D4B%paulalove3@comcast.net>… >> Tom patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "that’s because he’s >> inside your stupid cat. > My, this one caught me by surprise. I’m a cat lover, but I liked the joke > anyway. >> Feeling really bad today and I thought I would try >> and pass on a laugh. > Sorry you’re feeling bad. Hope the joke helped.

Response:

A house without a cat?  NEVER!!! Judith, slave to four Siamese in SoCal "Paula Love" <paulalo…@comcast.net> wrote in message

news:B8D51BC2.5D79%paulalove3@comcast.net… – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> dont worry i am too, couldnt have a home w/o a cat!!! thanx! > Paula from AL > > From: cwhite0…@fsi.net (cwhite0714) > > Organization: http://groups.google.com/ > > Newsgroups: alt.support.lupus > > Date: 6 Apr 2002 14:15:08 -0800 > > Subject: Re: Tom’s fish (a joke) > > Paula Love <paulalo…@comcast.net> wrote in message > > <news:B8D4A434.5D4B%paulalove3@comcast.net>… > >> Tom patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "that’s because he’s > >> inside your stupid cat. > > My, this one caught me by surprise. I’m a cat lover, but I liked the joke > > anyway. > >> Feeling really bad today and I thought I would try > >> and pass on a laugh. > > Sorry you’re feeling bad. Hope the joke helped.

Response:

Judith did you ever see the Johnny Carson " tonight show where Jane Fonda brought her prize cat to the show ??? Bruce On, " still after many years think it was TV `s funniest" "J Rogow" <JRo…@ridgenet.net> wrote in message

news:a8ok4t078e@enews4.newsguy.com… – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> A house without a cat?  NEVER!!! > Judith, slave to four Siamese in SoCal > "Paula Love" <paulalo…@comcast.net> wrote in message > news:B8D51BC2.5D79%paulalove3@comcast.net… > > dont worry i am too, couldnt have a home w/o a cat!!! thanx! > > Paula from AL > > > From: cwhite0…@fsi.net (cwhite0714) > > > Organization: http://groups.google.com/ > > > Newsgroups: alt.support.lupus > > > Date: 6 Apr 2002 14:15:08 -0800 > > > Subject: Re: Tom’s fish (a joke) > > > Paula Love <paulalo…@comcast.net> wrote in message > > > <news:B8D4A434.5D4B%paulalove3@comcast.net>… > > >> Tom patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "that’s because > he’s > > >> inside your stupid cat. > > > My, this one caught me by surprise. I’m a cat lover, but I liked the > joke > > > anyway. > > >> Feeling really bad today and I thought I would try > > >> and pass on a laugh. > > > Sorry you’re feeling bad. Hope the joke helped.

Response:

"rothnie" <31019558…@rogers.com> wrote in message <news:wjYr8.20379$Oo1.14795@news02.bloor.is.net.cable.rogers.com>… > Judith did you ever see the Johnny Carson " tonight show where Jane Fonda > brought her prize cat to the show ??? > Bruce On, " still after many years think it was TV `s funniest"

Why was it funny?

Response:

If you like this post and would like to receive updates from this blog, please subscribe our feed. Subscribe via RSS

Related Posts

Leave a Reply