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That was funny! I really like #5 but I think I know where it is – it’s either someplace on the dining room table (AKA horizontal filing cabinet) or it’s beside my computer. LOL!! Bev "Sherry" <hurst…@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
news:Zwl%9.316$qX5.40717549@newssvr15.news.prodigy.com… – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> —- > God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the > good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the > difference. Now that I’m "older" (but refuse to grow up), here’s what > I’ve discovered: > 1. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it. > 2, My wild oats have turned into prunes and All Bran. > 3. I finally got my head together; now my body is falling apart. > 4. Funny, I don’t remember being absent minded… > 4. Funny, I don’t remember being absent minded… > 5. If all is not lost, where is it? > 6 It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser. > 7 The only time the world beats a path to your door is when you’re in > the bathroom. > 8. If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees. > 9. It’s not hard to meet expenses…they’re everywhere. > 10. These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter…I > go somewhere to get something and then wonder what I’m hereafter. > So tell me…… why do I recognize so many of these items!!!!!!!!
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Thanks for the laughs Sherry. Too funny! (I just love the first line and #7.) Suzie "Sherry" <hurst…@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
news:Zwl%9.316$qX5.40717549@newssvr15.news.prodigy.com… – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> —- > God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the > good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the > difference. Now that I’m "older" (but refuse to grow up), here’s what > I’ve discovered: > 1. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it. > 2, My wild oats have turned into prunes and All Bran. > 3. I finally got my head together; now my body is falling apart. > 4. Funny, I don’t remember being absent minded… > 4. Funny, I don’t remember being absent minded… > 5. If all is not lost, where is it? > 6 It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser. > 7 The only time the world beats a path to your door is when you’re in > the bathroom. > 8. If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees. > 9. It’s not hard to meet expenses…they’re everywhere. > 10. These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter…I > go somewhere to get something and then wonder what I’m hereafter. > So tell me…… why do I recognize so many of these items!!!!!!!!
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"Beverley" <beverly.brow…@verizon.net> wrote in message
news:97o%9.12682$x63.11554@nwrddc01.gnilink.net… > That was funny! > I really like #5 but I think I know where it is – it’s either someplace on > the dining room table (AKA horizontal filing cabinet) or it’s beside my > computer. LOL!!
A-Ha-HA! Me too! AND… God grant me the ability to remember which letters go to Beverley, and which letters go to Shelagh! Mary – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> Bev > "Sherry" <hurst…@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message > news:Zwl%9.316$qX5.40717549@newssvr15.news.prodigy.com… > > —- > > God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the > > good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the > > difference. Now that I’m "older" (but refuse to grow up), here’s what > > I’ve discovered: > > 1. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it. > > 2, My wild oats have turned into prunes and All Bran. > > 3. I finally got my head together; now my body is falling apart. > > 4. Funny, I don’t remember being absent minded… > > 4. Funny, I don’t remember being absent minded… > > 5. If all is not lost, where is it? > > 6 It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser. > > 7 The only time the world beats a path to your door is when you’re in > > the bathroom. > > 8. If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees. > > 9. It’s not hard to meet expenses…they’re everywhere. > > 10. These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter…I > > go somewhere to get something and then wonder what I’m hereafter. > > So tell me…… why do I recognize so many of these items!!!!!!!!
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It’s just one more thing that keeps life interesting. Is she talking to me???? LOL!!!!!!! Bev "Mary T. Rawle" <stin…@earthlink.net> wrote in message news:P2X%9.7748$ek4.764713@newsread2.prod.itd.earthlink.net… – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> "Beverley" <beverly.brow…@verizon.net> wrote in message > news:97o%9.12682$x63.11554@nwrddc01.gnilink.net… > > That was funny! > > I really like #5 but I think I know where it is – it’s either someplace > on > > the dining room table (AKA horizontal filing cabinet) or it’s beside my > > computer. LOL!! > A-Ha-HA! Me too! > AND… God grant me the ability to remember which letters go to Beverley, > and which letters go to Shelagh! > Mary > > Bev > > "Sherry" <hurst…@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message > > news:Zwl%9.316$qX5.40717549@newssvr15.news.prodigy.com… > > > —- > > > God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the > > > good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the > > > difference. Now that I’m "older" (but refuse to grow up), here’s what > > > I’ve discovered: > > > 1. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it. > > > 2, My wild oats have turned into prunes and All Bran. > > > 3. I finally got my head together; now my body is falling apart. > > > 4. Funny, I don’t remember being absent minded… > > > 4. Funny, I don’t remember being absent minded… > > > 5. If all is not lost, where is it? > > > 6 It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser. > > > 7 The only time the world beats a path to your door is when you’re in > > > the bathroom. > > > 8. If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my > knees. > > > 9. It’s not hard to meet expenses…they’re everywhere. > > > 10. These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter…I > > > go somewhere to get something and then wonder what I’m hereafter. > > > So tell me…… why do I recognize so many of these items!!!!!!!!
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—- God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference. Now that I’m "older" (but refuse to grow up), here’s what I’ve discovered: 1. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it. 2, My wild oats have turned into prunes and All Bran. 3. I finally got my head together; now my body is falling apart. 4. Funny, I don’t remember being absent minded… 4. Funny, I don’t remember being absent minded… 5. If all is not lost, where is it? 6 It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser. 7 The only time the world beats a path to your door is when you’re in the bathroom. 8. If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees. 9. It’s not hard to meet expenses…they’re everywhere. 10. These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter…I go somewhere to get something and then wonder what I’m hereafter. So tell me…… why do I recognize so many of these items!!!!!!!!
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ROTFLOL!!! Too funny!! Thanx for the real ‘belly laugh’! — Shelagh http://continue.to/lupus Nothing Ventured ~ Nothing Gained "Sherry" <hurst…@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
| | God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the | good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the | difference. Now that I’m "older" (but refuse to grow up), here’s what | I’ve discovered: | | 1. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it. | 2, My wild oats have turned into prunes and All Bran. | 3. I finally got my head together; now my body is falling apart. | 4. Funny, I don’t remember being absent minded… | 4. Funny, I don’t remember being absent minded… | 5. If all is not lost, where is it? | 6 It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser. | 7 The only time the world beats a path to your door is when you’re in | the bathroom. | 8. If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees. | 9. It’s not hard to meet expenses…they’re everywhere. | 10. These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter…I | go somewhere to get something and then wonder what I’m hereafter. | So tell me…… why do I recognize so many of these items!!!!!!!!
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It was good and I wanted to share. We all need a laugh as well as hugs. Sherry "Shelagh" <tidering…@shaw.ca> wrote in message
news:Ugm%9.179870$H7.6929788@news2.calgary.shaw.ca… – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> ROTFLOL!!! > Too funny!! > Thanx for the real ‘belly laugh’! > — > Shelagh > http://continue.to/lupus > Nothing Ventured ~ Nothing Gained > "Sherry" <hurst…@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message > | > | God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, > the > | good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the > | difference. Now that I’m "older" (but refuse to grow up), here’s what > | I’ve discovered: > | > | 1. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it. > | 2, My wild oats have turned into prunes and All Bran. > | 3. I finally got my head together; now my body is falling apart. > | 4. Funny, I don’t remember being absent minded… > | 4. Funny, I don’t remember being absent minded… > | 5. If all is not lost, where is it? > | 6 It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser. > | 7 The only time the world beats a path to your door is when you’re in > | the bathroom. > | 8. If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my > knees. > | 9. It’s not hard to meet expenses…they’re everywhere. > | 10. These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the > hereafter…I > | go somewhere to get something and then wonder what I’m hereafter. > | So tell me…… why do I recognize so many of these items!!!!!!!!
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