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Hi all! Bobbi Sanchez here. As most of you know, I am extremely fat and very lonely, I also have lupus. Because of this I was forced to create an alter-ego to help me fight the trolls, I call her Melantha. Melantha is everything I’m not – thin, pretty, white, disease-free and lacking in facial hair. I have a BMI of 50, so I made hers 20. I said she exercises moderately and eats normal portions, while I melt into my couch and stuff my face with deep fried cheese balls. My only regret is that I can’t have sex with her. I thought you should know that.
Hmm, well, I’m not sure if I wanted to know that, but I hope Melantha brings you happiness.
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—–BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE—– Hash: SHA1 Hi all! Bobbi Sanchez here. As most of you know, I am extremely fat and very lonely, I also have lupus. Because of this I was forced to create an alter-ego to help me fight the trolls, I call her Melantha. Melantha is everything I’m not – thin, pretty, white, disease-free and lacking in facial hair. I have a BMI of 50, so I made hers 20. I said she exercises moderately and eats normal portions, while I melt into my couch and stuff my face with deep fried cheese balls. My only regret is that I can’t have sex with her. I thought you should know that. LV Lady Veteran
LV, why not get in touch with your alter ego ‘Melantha’? Perhaps it will have sex with you. – — Crypto Maybe it’s just a coincidence that fat attaches itself to people who die early. — Fat Acceptor —–BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE—– Version: PGP 8.0 – not licensed for commercial use: www.pgp.com Comment: soc.support.fat-acceptance is strictly a troll-free NG!!! iQA/AwUBPjHCP12WRHiBlb14EQLxAACgqhpgQMf5Xesm8k620Axsicuo64AAoN82 KNcSHwU7LJWXlxaZmVI1D8C7 =8NDI —–END PGP SIGNATURE—–
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The talking anus is at it again. LV Newsgroups: soc.support.fat-acceptance,alt.support.big-folks,alt.support.diet X-No-Archive: Yes Comments: This message did not originate from the above address. It was automatically remailed by one or more anonymous mail services. This service is free. Please report problems or inappropriate use to the address below. Lines: 7 Path: usenetnewserver.com!corp-news.newsgroups.com!propagator-la!feed1-in.uncenso red-news.com!news-spur1.maxwell.syr.edu!news.maxwell.syr.edu!feed.news.naca mar.de!newsfeed.eunet.at!newsfeed.eunet.at!anon.lcs.mit.edu!nym.alias.net!m ail2news-x3!mail2news-x2!mail2news Xref: news soc.support.fat-acceptance:14361 alt.support.big-folks:4089 alt.support.diet:12309 Hi all! Bobbi Sanchez here. As most of you know, I am extremely fat and very lonely, I also have lupus. Because of this I was forced to create an alter-ego to help me fight the trolls, I call her Melantha. Melantha is everything I’m not – thin, pretty, white, disease-free and lacking in facial hair. I have a BMI of 50, so I made hers 20. I said she exercises moderately and eats normal portions, while I melt into my couch and stuff my face with deep fried cheese balls. My only regret is that I can’t have sex with her. I thought you should know that. LV Lady Veteran
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—–BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE—– Hash: SHA1 – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – Hi all! Bobbi Sanchez here. As most of you know, I am extremely fat and very lonely, I also have lupus. Because of this I was forced to create an alter-ego to help me fight the trolls, I call her Melantha. Melantha is everything I’m not – thin, pretty, white, disease-free and lacking in facial hair. I have a BMI of 50, so I made hers 20. I said she exercises moderately and eats normal portions, while I melt into my couch and stuff my face with deep fried cheese balls. My only regret is that I can’t have sex with her. I thought you should know that. Hmm, well, I’m not sure if I wanted to know that, but I hope Melantha brings you happiness. :Rolleyes: Untrue and pathetic. I never said I was white, now, *did* I? Or bragged about my good looks, for that matter. All I admitted to was having a BMI of 20, and height and weight to support that. The troll’s getting desperate. -Melantha (the *real* Melantha, that is)
Hey! You have been forged……that is an honor around here… LV —–BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE—– Version: PGP 8.0 – not licensed for commercial use: www.pgp.com iQA/AwUBPjIUScTgtWhYq7BhEQJlWgCgykHxX83/LjQR+WXZiRf9i3BIqM8AoISB JsSHSacqo5h44YxBUfX9CipD =LhcV —–END PGP SIGNATURE—–
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—–BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE—– Hash: SHA1 – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – Hi all! Bobbi Sanchez here. As most of you know, I am extremely fat and very lonely, I also have lupus. Because of this I was forced to create an alter-ego to help me fight the trolls, I call her Melantha. Melantha is everything I’m not – thin, pretty, white, disease-free and lacking in facial hair. I have a BMI of 50, so I made hers 20. I said she exercises moderately and eats normal portions, while I melt into my couch and stuff my face with deep fried cheese balls. My only regret is that I can’t have sex with her. I thought you should know that. Hmm, well, I’m not sure if I wanted to know that, but I hope Melantha brings you happiness.
This is a forgery by marty talking about his mother….he keeps getting us confused. LV —–BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE—– Version: PGP 8.0 – not licensed for commercial use: www.pgp.com iQA/AwUBPjIT8MTgtWhYq7BhEQLt6gCguMdcNlPLjwFA+WK0NvG3FeACDfIAoPyR EV7pwuIEmN6jUUREOYwEhia3 =Lo/Q —–END PGP SIGNATURE—–
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Hi all! Bobbi Sanchez here. As most of you know, I am extremely fat and very lonely, I also have lupus. Because of this I was forced to create an alter-ego to help me fight the trolls, I call her Melantha. Melantha is everything I’m not – thin, pretty, white, disease-free and lacking in facial hair. I have a BMI of 50, so I made hers 20. I said she exercises moderately and eats normal portions, while I melt into my couch and stuff my face with deep fried cheese balls. My only regret is that I can’t have sex with her. I thought you should know that. Hmm, well, I’m not sure if I wanted to know that, but I hope Melantha brings you happiness.
:Rolleyes: Untrue and pathetic. I never said I was white, now, *did* I? Or bragged about my good looks, for that matter. All I admitted to was having a BMI of 20, and height and weight to support that. The troll’s getting desperate. -Melantha (the *real* Melantha, that is)
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– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – —–BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE—– Hash: SHA1 Hi all! Bobbi Sanchez here. As most of you know, I am extremely fat and very lonely, I also have lupus. Because of this I was forced to create an alter-ego to help me fight the trolls, I call her Melantha. Melantha is everything I’m not – thin, pretty, white, disease-free and lacking in facial hair. I have a BMI of 50, so I made hers 20. I said she exercises moderately and eats normal portions, while I melt into my couch and stuff my face with deep fried cheese balls. My only regret is that I can’t have sex with her. I thought you should know that. Hmm, well, I’m not sure if I wanted to know that, but I hope Melantha brings you happiness. :Rolleyes: Untrue and pathetic. I never said I was white, now, *did* I? Or bragged about my good looks, for that matter. All I admitted to was having a BMI of 20, and height and weight to support that. The troll’s getting desperate. -Melantha (the *real* Melantha, that is) Hey! You have been forged……that is an honor around here… LV
Actually it seems you were the one forged, genius. Smart – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – —–BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE—– Version: PGP 8.0 – not licensed for commercial use: www.pgp.com iQA/AwUBPjIUScTgtWhYq7BhEQJlWgCgykHxX83/LjQR+WXZiRf9i3BIqM8AoISB JsSHSacqo5h44YxBUfX9CipD =LhcV —–END PGP SIGNATURE—–
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LV, why not get in touch with your alter ego ‘Melantha’? Perhaps it will have sex with you.
*You* again? First of all, I’m not an "it." Secondly, I am emphatically *not* here looking for sex. Thirdly, if I’m as *nutty* as you’ve accused me of being, who’d *want* me as an alter-ego? (I’m not, but that’s beside the point.) And finally…if I actually *was* either "Lady Veteran" or the boar-troll, one or the other of them would be able to correctly answer all of these five simple questions: 1) What under-rated character actor rings my bell? 2) How tall is he? 3) To what did I compare his eyebrows? 4) During what class? 5) At what college? (Hint: *Anyone* could answer the first two.) -Melantha
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